Apparently, my messages don't reach the people I'm sending them to.
Apparently, they are not able to grasp them, till now.
Apparently, ellee beyhesoh 3ala damohom and take my opinions into consideration are PRECISELY those who don't need them and those are very far away from being the target audience.
Therefore, what's the point of talking when the recipient is deaf. It only reaches the sensible people and I really don't want to hurt those ones.
So, Instant decision...
Stop talking... It's ineffective, eletoh ahsan... at least the good hearts will be spared.
"Receiving" is not enough, use this intelligence to "get" the message... Maybe there is hope after all... I always believe there is. Oh, and I just LOVE to be wrong.
Cruella De Vil Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you No evil thing will. To see her is to Take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella De Vil
The curl of her lips The ice in her stare All innocent children Had better beware She's like a spider waiting For the kill Look out for Cruella De Vil
At first you think Cruella is the devil But after time has worn Away the shock You come to realize You've seen her kind of eyes Watching you from underneath A rock!
This vampire bat This inhuman beast She ought to be locked up And never released The world was such A wholesome place until Cruella, Cruella De Vil
So evil even her hair is two faced..
Ain't like nothing you've ever seen, she's the demon mean..
I mean let's face it, a face like hers can really ruin your whole day..
And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called "Kronk".
Kronk is big, Kronk is dumb and tone deaf. I'm so glad I abandoned ship before he began his chanting.
This is Kronk on the night he's supposed to help Yzma poisin Kuzco, the emperor....:
Yzma: So, is everything ready for tonight? Kronk: Oh yeah, I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that. Yzma: NOT THE DINNER! The...hmm.. you know... Kronk: Oh, riiiiiiiiiiight! The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.......... That poison? Yzma: YES
Men el akher, Kronk would make a great cook in a 3 stars restaurant... His brain functions cannot exceed that level, yet, since fate has thrown him in Yzma's lap, her victory has put him directly in the Kingdom's second-man position.
But, Kronk, will still be Kronk... He will never change. Maybe he's now a bit polished and shiny. Maybe he's now got responsibilities. But, no matter what he does, his IQ will always hit a certain ceiling.
And that's the fate of our country, to be governed by people like Kronk, just because of his "muscular" participation in the overthrowing. This is the outcome of drastic bloody changes. To have Kronks in incompatible leadership positions. And too pre-maturaly.
Let's just hope that the real Kronk would think twice before "executing" any of Yzma's missions in the future.
They should put those people in safe places where smarter people won't take advantage of them.
Yzma is one of the best Disney villains ever created...
She was best described as "Ugly beyond all reason".
Scary? no, not really... Funny.. Oh yes, definitely... She's taking her "villain business" too seriously, while actually, she's only succeeding at making others laugh.
Yzma has the most idiotic side kick, "Kronk". He's not a bad guy, his destiny just threw him in her laps and, since he has congenital brain absence, he's kinda being the "muscles" and letting Yzma do all the thinking. More about him later.
But beware.... Yzma is only funny when she's on the other side of your TV/Cinema screen. But when Yzma is for real.... That's a totally different thing.
For me, Yzma represents many things... Sometimes she even represents many people in the same time.
At this moment in my life, Yzma represents... well... I don't know if the Internet is safe enough to say the real name, so I'll just go and say, now Yzma represents "the citizens of Vienna".
By the way, Vienna is a charming place that I once visited with some of my dear friends, and where we got to choose between giving up what we had in mind, or giving up our freedom :) Charming isn't it?
Wow... So is sooooo like the Mayor of Vienna internal Speech, the similarity is spooky:
" Oh i know, I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then, I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box inside of another box, and I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives..hahahaha I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!...
It's BRILLIANT BRILLIANTBRILLIANT I tell you, GENIUS I say..
or to save on postage, I'll just poison him... with THIS! "
And the "to save on postage" part, represents the bureaucracy you can find in places like Vienna...
Well.. hmm.. they're coming, for sure.. when I feel like it. For now I prefer the abstract imagery. When I don't mention it's either that this applies on many people, or, that it applies on me personally. Don't even try to guess the hidden meaning behind my words. Chances are there are none.
"Yzma: And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince, taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his birthday. Kronk: [sobbing] Poor little guy. Yzma: His legacy will live in our hearts... Kronk: He never had a chance. Yzma: ...for all eternity. [pause] Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader! Back to work.... It's SHOOOOOOW TIME The Throne is mine mine mine I tell you."
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THAT CHAIR....??? I mean WHY is it that important? Is there a craving for power you've been having since your first day in this world? Are you trying to compensate a defect in your real life? Have you always been "the governed" to the point that you are ready to do ANYTHING to become "the governor"?
But why Yzma? Why do you do that? after all, it's just a chair. AND, guess what? It's not EVEN REMOTELY comfortable... Ask me, been there, done that.
Is it worth it? really.. be honest, for once, and tell me, was it worth it? was it worth loosing people's trust, admiration, respect, and friendships (btw, I'm talking about REAL people, not your minions)? Nevermind nevermind, I forgot you only cared about yourself. Was it worth the headache? Just the headache?
But Yzma, it's not like your opinion didn't count before. It's not like you were totally neglected. It's not like you didn't have THE POWER... On the contrary, in our "country" our citizens have MUCH more power than the government. So what's the big deal Yzma? what's the big deal?
Now you got it, you got your chair, everyone who wanted one got it (or almost everyone), on this glorious 30th of June of the year of fortune. Now that you got it. Now as your sitting-deprived, craving-for-rest, gluteal muscles, exhausted by a lifetime of standing restlessly; now that they have finally found "A chair" to rest upon. Tell me now: Is it comfortable? are you at ease now? is this the "throne" you've been dreaming of day and night. Planning, plotting, lying, murdering... Now tell me, how do you feel?
Because let me tell you something dear Yzma.. You've been tricked... You forgot to wear your glasses my dear.
This isn't a "throne". It's an electric chair.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
You've seen me on it for the last couple of months.
Don't say you didn't notice.
YOU were the one pushing the "ON" button, remember?
