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Friday, October 19, 2007

Yzma and her Throne

"Yzma: And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince, taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his birthday.
Kronk: [sobbing] Poor little guy.
Yzma: His legacy will live in our hearts...
Kronk: He never had a chance.
Yzma: ...for all eternity.
[pause]
Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader! Back to work.... It's SHOOOOOOW TIME The Throne is mine mine mine I tell you."


WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THAT CHAIR....??? I mean WHY is it that important? Is there a craving for power you've been having since your first day in this world? Are you trying to compensate a defect in your real life? Have you always been "the governed" to the point that you are ready to do ANYTHING to become "the governor"?



But why Yzma? Why do you do that? after all, it's just a chair. AND, guess what? It's not EVEN REMOTELY comfortable... Ask me, been there, done that.


Is it worth it? really.. be honest, for once, and tell me, was it worth it? was it worth loosing people's trust, admiration, respect, and friendships (btw, I'm talking about REAL people, not your minions)? Nevermind nevermind, I forgot you only cared about yourself. Was it worth the headache? Just the headache?


But Yzma, it's not like your opinion didn't count before. It's not like you were totally neglected. It's not like you didn't have THE POWER... On the contrary, in our "country" our citizens have MUCH more power than the government. So what's the big deal Yzma? what's the big deal?


Now you got it, you got your chair, everyone who wanted one got it (or almost everyone), on this glorious 30th of June of the year of fortune. Now that you got it. Now as your sitting-deprived, craving-for-rest, gluteal muscles, exhausted by a lifetime of standing restlessly; now that they have finally found "A chair" to rest upon. Tell me now: Is it comfortable? are you at ease now? is this the "throne" you've been dreaming of day and night. Planning, plotting, lying, murdering... Now tell me, how do you feel?



Because let me tell you something dear Yzma.. You've been tricked... You forgot to wear your glasses my dear.
This isn't a "throne". It's an electric chair.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
You've seen me on it for the last couple of months.
Don't say you didn't notice.
YOU were the one pushing the "ON" button, remember?

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